Oh hello, I'm Tom Crapper. Do you love the bathroom? 'Cause I do. It's the room that holds all of my inventions. Here's another crappy moment in history. In 1805, Sacagawea leads Lewis and Clark to the far edge of North America. Sacagawea: "Behold, the Pacific Ocean." Lewis: "Sure, sure, sure. But still, no bathroom?" Clark: "I told you Meriwether, you should've gone before we left St. Louis."